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  • meridiani.planum
    05-26 04:11 AM
    This link looks to be from the HR. Menendez bill is in the senate. The text of the bill is not available at this time.

    http://www.thomas.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/D?d111:17:./temp/~bdgY3q::|/bss/|

    Have to watch this one carefully. Kennedy (one of the co-sponsors of this bill) had thrown EB immigrants under the bus last year while favoring FB and illegals (in CIR). Need to be see the contents of this bill very carefully. Esp this clause from the AILA report:
    "Addressing the decades-long backlogs for certain countries by raising the per-country immigration limits from 7 percent to 10 percent of total admission".
    The CIR in 2007 had a similar clause, bumping up the country-limit from 7% to 10%, BUT it had another related clause that stopped rollover of visa's in the last quarter.
    That would be disastrous for people from India and China as number of visas issued for the whole year will go DOWN!!
    The recapture clause sounds promising , provided there is atleast an even split between EB and FB (of EB coming before FB). If they do it the other way around (like they had done in the last recapture for schedule-A nurses) then EB people will see no benefit of the recapture, and will end up losing one more quick-fix option.

    Eagerly waiting for the bill text so the dissection and analysis can begin!!





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  • BharatPremi
    12-11 11:17 AM
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16031





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  • lfgc
    01-02 04:51 PM
    get it!
    What logiclife says is good sense.





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  • krupa
    04-09 03:31 PM
    I too had soft LUD's on Mar 26 and 27 and thereafter continuosly from 30 mar 2009 to 3rd Apr 2009 (total 7 days), this happenned after my reply to 485 RFE.

    I didnt apply for EAD/AP or no other applications are pending except 485 . Recieved date is Aug 2, 2007 and My PD is NOV2004/EB3

    Nembrask service center current processing date for 485 is 15 Aug 2007 , Looks like they are going through all the files in the order they recieved and pereadjucating each case else deniel letter.



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  • arunkotte
    07-30 01:48 PM
    Please read page 2 of Yates memo (Refer link). The Initial evidence "Annual report", "Tax return", and "Audited financial statement" map to "Employment of the beneficiary", "Net income" and "Net current assets" respectively.

    http://www.visaportal.com/downloads/...20to%20pay.pdf


    How can an Annual report prove "Employment of beneficiary" and he/she is been or currently is paid the proffered wage??





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  • vallabhu
    01-30 09:41 AM
    DOL should not have given this advance notice, I am sure that all Desi consulting companies now aware of this rule will try to sell of their approved labors before April and approved labors will be available even in vegetable market.

    There is lot of chance they would do this, and unfortunately we cannot avoid that, lets counter this by creating awareness among our members and GC seeker's community of how much risk involved in buying an approved labor at this time.


    Contributed 300$ TO IV.



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  • ash0210
    03-10 07:51 PM
    Yes...The REAL POWER of this organization will lie in its state chapters..

    I called local Senator & his office was sympathetic towords problems of "Legal" immigration & stagnation of GC process for India & China..

    Look in diffrent angle, instead of calling Senators office, if bunch of 10 state chapter guys visit local senators office, it will carru lot of weight...

    By the way, any local chapter for Ohio? Is it in - Cincinati, Cleveland or Columbus?


    Please realize that

    b) The REAL POWER of this organization will lie in its state chapters. Trust me. If you sit with ten people you know, and talk about these issues, and resolve to do something about the situation, and come up with an action plan and an operating mechanism, that will be where the strength of IV lies.





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  • arc
    06-13 03:52 PM
    EB3 I is still very unfortunate... I guess this is how the melting pot works... correct me if I am wrong.

    Out of 140K Visas 7%= 9800 is assigned to India (All Categories)

    Out of 9800 - First EB1 then left over EB2 and Then leftover to EB3 :(

    From over all left over of 140K - First EB1 then left over EB2 and Then leftover to EB3 (all other countries) - Left over (EB3 China) - Left over to (EB3 India) :(

    EB3 India is lowest on the FOOD Chain!!!



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  • caliguy
    09-18 01:35 PM
    Thanks @ geesee.

    I was transferred to a IO yesterday. She was rude, told me that I should not be calling since they responsed to the first SR that was opened by my attorney on 09/01.

    Not sure if you read the other thread, but I have got 2 responses from USCIS so far - one for inquiry that was sent when I took the Infopass and the other one that was opened by my attorney.

    Response that I got for inquiry from my Infopass was " Based on the additional documentation provided, your case qualifies for expedited processing. You should hear back from us in 60 days. If you do not hear back in 60 days, please call us back".

    I havent provided any documentation to them in the last 2 years, after my FP was done in September 2007.

    So when I talked to the IO, she read out that message to me and in a subtle way asked me "What part of that message do you not get"?? I was trying to explain the situation to her, and before I could finish - she said "Sir, I got to move on and take other calls, please dont call back before November 15th".

    And then she said the part that chuckles me the most - Sir, is there anything else you would like to me repeat, or do you have any other questions.....??

    Hell yeah, I only have one question - when will I get the magic email?? :o





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  • kvrr
    04-30 12:28 PM
    Second contribution sent.



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  • pappu
    04-26 11:45 AM
    http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/apr2009/db20090423_219068.htm

    But advocates for skilled immigrants�many of whom remain stuck for years on H-1Bs waiting in the long queue for permanent residency�worry that the bill is a political maneuver rather than an earnest effort at reform. Aman Kapoor, president of the skilled immigrant advocate group Immigration Voice, says that a more effective bill would ensure H-1B visa workers are on a level playing field with U.S. workers. "Skilled immigrants on H-1Bs don't get the same rights and protections as everyone else," says Kapoor. "So wouldn't the solution be to empower and enable the skilled immigrants on H-1Bs such that�skilled immigrants on H-1s have adequate protections so that no one can take advantage of [them]? But no one wants to talk about protections for skilled immigrants."





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  • Be_Pragmatic
    07-19 06:59 PM
    Good job in starting this thread. I got frustrated like this a few months ago for the same reasons that you & the other members have mentioned here; it definitely resonates with mine. So, recently I have decided to move to Australia by applying for a PR and plan to be there for a few years before eventually moving back home.

    This is what I'm doing right now:

    [1] Working on my PMP cert. [2] Will be starting a business outfit in Chennai shortly, by the end of this year.

    Come on fellas, all of us in this thread are so capable of achieving great things. Please don�t let something like this stop you from achieving what you are truly capable of. I�m not suggesting anything, but look at whatever options that is available in front of you and I�m sure you will find a way out!




    Hello All,

    I just wanted to start a new thread to discuss career options for those who have been on H1b for 6+ years.
    1. Being on H1 more than 6 years and waiting for GC means you have been stuck in the same job for several years.
    2. You can't start a masters because you are not sure if you will ever be able to complete it
    3. You have kids who are already growing up.
    4. Your wife has been waiting to start working for years now.

    So feel free to discuss anything related to these issues here. Let's exchange ideas and everyone can make informed decisions for long term :)



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  • ThinkTwice
    07-12 03:13 PM
    She cannot make it to the rally.

    why do we request Zoe Lofgren to come Peaceful protest march?. Please send her email or call her.

    Tell her about your rally and ask her to contribute. This will help us to more support.





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  • sweet_jungle
    12-12 12:44 AM
    hi october2001,
    Did you use PO box as address on I-485? I had heard USCIS does not accept PO box as address in I-485.

    actually what happen The NBC sent my I-797 Welcome notice to my lawyer and one to me but because I was not on the lease I didn't have my name written on the mail box, so the mail man returned the notice to the sender (NBC) after that the NBC when they got back the welcome notice they re-opened the case so after that I got a new message saying the last letter we sent has been returned it is very important that we have the right address blah blah blah
    and then my lawyer called and made sure they have my right address since I use a PO BOX for mailing purposes not my physical address
    and then I got an online message saying we mailed the document to the address we have in our file or our system something like this
    and after some day I got the Document they were talking about sent to my PO BOX: it is not GC but the Welcome notice that failed to get to me in the first place
    so Document in my case is the Welcome notice
    I really can not believe my eyes until I will see my GC in my hand
    Hope the best to all of you thank you



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  • pointlesswait
    06-12 03:11 PM
    i dont think they are hiding any numbers from EB3 ppl..thay are just following the rules book to the letter...

    and since only one group of ppl are affected..they dont want to take the pain of fixing the immigration mess...4-5 years is a normal lag for ROW and non retrogressed nations...

    You can go to USCIS website they have
    information of Freedom of information act..specified..you can get ur dose of reality check if you want...

    instead of that you can be more proactive and support IV campaings!


    Is IV interested in doing a Freedom Of Information Act request to USCIS how and when they used up all visa numbers for EB3-India. That might show some information if they cooked the numbers if at all. We might get some more insight which monthly VISA bulletin does NOT give.





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  • gcformeornot
    12-12 08:31 PM
    will you be a member? I would propose we charge a mere $25 fee for registering and then monthly contribution of say $25. Then we run special funding drives for lobbying when ever required. Will you be a paid member to come out of GC mess?

    Please participate in the poll.



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  • pmb76
    07-16 01:08 AM
    Yes - i see my signature and comments now.

    Guys - come forward and sign this...

    Thanks,
    Diptam

    Thank you for your support. The reason I choose to approve every signature is that I don't want any hateful comments on the petition. Since this petition will be delivered to CNN top executives we must keep the message professional and to the point for maximum impact.





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  • gc28262
    01-28 03:56 PM
    I don't think AILA is fighting this memo on the grounds that it is illegal because of the fact that E-E relationship is illegally defined by USCIS, but they are fighting on the grounds that it is illegal because such directives should come in the form of laws!

    Simply put, they are telling USCIS to follow the laws passed by the Congress without providing their own interpretation. This could very well apply to AC21!

    EDIT:
    After re-reading AILA's response, it appears to me that they actually don't have a strong case to say that the "EE relationship" definition is illegal. They are going with the argument that a precedence has been set for 50 years, and that is one of the main reasons why USCIS should continue to interpret the EE relationship that way. I'm not sure how strong a case this can be.

    Re-read AILA memo once again. You haven't noticed the main point yet. Precedence is not their main point. Precedent just provides an additional support. E-E is the most controversial item in the USCIS memo which also is illegal.





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  • snathan
    01-17 02:25 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^





    ganguteli
    05-13 10:56 AM
    This might come as a surprise to some of you, but someone needs to say it out loud. GET A LIFE FOLKS!!!! there is more to life then EB, GC and all. it seem all we desi's can think of is how to get a green card so we can live here with peace and never have to worry bout getting laid off or anything.

    Few points:

    1) having gc is a privilege not a right.

    2) US has every right to choose whom they want to have in their country.

    3) If getting PR or citizenship of a western country is the goal there are many countries which have a fair point based system.

    4) Considering the number of fraud's committed by Indian body shoppers and people who use them, i am not surprised USCIS is extra careful when it comes to Indian applications. Anyone who got his wife with no exp with software dev an h1b visa from some cheat in Jersey knows what i am talking bout . My freind got his wife an H1 after showing she knew software testing even though her major was fine arts and all she was good at was web surfing :)

    5) have a back up. i came here in 2001 as student and have seen it all. I am on h1b since 2004. i knew we have too many people whose sole aim in life is a American GC. to avoid becoming one of those who check processing dates first thing in morning, i applied for Canadian PR, got it in 8 months and i am not even gonna bother applying for labor, i-140 and all those precious life controlling documents.

    Wake up friends, you have options. Don't let your life depend on you application status.

    Nitin

    You get a life you coward.
    You posted junk and did not do anything on IV in the last 1 year. Now suddenly when your dates are not available you come here to teach others to get a life.

    Why don't you get a life and go back to India and get a life there. If you are happy in Canada, then be happy there. Do not teach us. For all of us you are simply a coward who ran away from problems rather than face and fight it. And why do you care about Fraud etc.. if you are in Canada driving Taxi!!!!!

    You seem to be an anti-immigrant to me. We have seen many in the last few days and they were rightfully kicked out.





    DesiGuy
    09-17 01:50 PM
    LINK?

    http://judiciary.edgeboss.net/real-live/judiciary/17223/56_judiciary-coj_2141_070212.smi



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